A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mundane and smelly thing... Unless it's outside of a toilet... In which case, it's fucking hilarious!
Hym "Everybody is laughing AT Amber for pooping in the bed but I'm over here laughing WITH her.... Because that shit is fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"
Iam "I feel bad about the Depp thing now though..."
Hym "Hahaha! We were illustrating a point about how inflammatory statements are blatantly ignored when they're coming from one side of the political aisle. Our point still stands! Hahahaha!!"
Iam "Well...."
Hym "We can't feel bad about everything all the time. 🤷"
Iam "I know but still..."
Hym "THERE'S A DOODIE OUTSIDE OF THE TOILET!! Come on! That's not where DOODIE goes! That's what makes it fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"
Iam "..... You're so childish..."
Hym "HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THIS HILARIOUS!?!?"
instead of pooping in the toilet you poop on your boyfriends chest and he licks it off
1. you have to poop but dont want to in the toilet
2. so you ask your boyfriend/girlfriend to do something ang gets in the mood
3. you tell him close his eyes and then you start pooping on him and he smells it
4. then he licks it and gets to having fun with her/he