A fork of Rural Dictionary
What is poop, you may ask?
Poop is your feces. What is feces? Feces is what comes out of your ass when you shit. It's brown and smells nasty.
(To some people it smells good, lol.)
Examples: The dog pooped in the grass. Sally was pooping a lot earlier. Mr. Lemon's puppy 's poop smelt bad.
the descusting thing that falls out uf youre butt when you sit on the toilet
Ooh some poop, a perfect midnight snack
Seen a lot of poop types, but haven't seen this one:
The guillotine poop: usually a variation of winnie the poop as seen in other definitions, you slowly push out a massive turd and in the efforts occasionally cut off small chunks with your butthole muscles.
Person 1: you were in the bathroom for a while, you alright?
Person 2: no man, I just had a guillotine poop.