A fork of Rural Dictionary
A great compliment for your boss, friends, or family!
You: Hello, boss! I just wanna say, you look like monkey poop
Boss: Wow! You get a raise!
Hard,sharp sometimes comeing out of your Butthole. Warm, mushy, and any color of the food you ate.
OMG I POOPED TODAY AND ITS BLUE
When someone eats a lot and poop something green or brown
Ayo I ate a lot of kale salad today I have to poop
Jakyra and mahogany:ew girl you nasty
A mundane and smelly thing... Unless it's outside of a toilet... In which case, it's fucking hilarious!
Hym "Everybody is laughing AT Amber for pooping in the bed but I'm over here laughing WITH her.... Because that shit is fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"
Iam "I feel bad about the Depp thing now though..."
Hym "Hahaha! We were illustrating a point about how inflammatory statements are blatantly ignored when they're coming from one side of the political aisle. Our point still stands! Hahahaha!!"
Iam "Well...."
Hym "We can't feel bad about everything all the time. 🤷"
Iam "I know but still..."
Hym "THERE'S A DOODIE OUTSIDE OF THE TOILET!! Come on! That's not where DOODIE goes! That's what makes it fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"
Iam "..... You're so childish..."
Hym "HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THIS HILARIOUS!?!?"