Country Dictionary

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mislead abortion

When your mom didn't fucking want you but your bitchass still came out ugly as shit and everything ... fucking Andrea

Because of your moms mislead abortion your bitchass was born

by Juan el guapo November 24, 2016

Reverse Abortion

When instead of the child being killed the mother is killed while giving birth.

Did you hear Mary had a reverse Abortion?

by January 25, 2022

reverse abortion

Another word for vaginal sex. Used to suggest that instead of yanking something out of your vagina, you are more than happy to invite it in for tea.

Steve: Is it true you fucked Eve last night?
Adam: Yeah dude, we totally had a reverse abortion! Which was kinda weird, since Eve had like, a real abortion just last week.

by hoaaaaag June 30, 2016

Reverse Abortion

Where it is medically necessary to kill the mother in order to give birth and save the baby.

Did you hear about Sahra she got a reverse abortion yesterday and her funeral is tomorrow.

by m1241325345a3523412x February 14, 2019

Big Perm Abortion

When you impregnate a woman, no longer want the fetus to live, so you take a coat hanger and jam er home.

I had to perform a big perm abortion before the delivery date

by Sasquatch17 January 05, 2023

tv abortion

A miscarriage experienced by a TV character.

On The Conners, Darlene's daughter Harris had a TV abortion because an elective abortion would hve offended many viewers.

by Chunks the Dog March 02, 2023

Abort Launch Sequence

When you feel a boner coming on so you stop all forms of affectionate/sexual activity any pray that you dont get one.

Girl:*Moves up close to a guy.

Guy: Whoa abort launch sequence

by pancakes-and-mercats May 21, 2011