A fork of Rural Dictionary
That one kid that plays baseball
It’s baseball-boy-Cooper we should just give up
A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.
Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
Types of beers found at a sporting event. Typically in larger quantities than a normal 12 oz.
Hey can you pickup some baseball beers on the way?
Baseball beers?
Yeah the tall michelobs.
Uber Baseball, some times refered to as /b/ (// being 'U'), is a game played by boys starting around the age of 13 and lasting anywhere from 16+. As you might have guessed, it is a sexual game played by oneself. For those of you who are dense, Im talking about wanking. You can guess where baseball comes in, that bat acting as your penis ofc, but where does Uber come from? Well, from the early age that the game is played, kids usually dont know what they are doing yet. Uber comes from the act of the 13 year old vigorously and vicariously pumping his stick because it feels great and he doesnt know that playing to 'Uber' could potentially cause a bleed not to mention be very sore after the game.
Hey guys! I found this awesome new game last night called Uber Baseball! Its a really cool game but it makes you really sore afterwards.
Oh i remember when i first played that game! My big bro told me its easier to hit the ball if you lube your bat up before the big game!
Baseball games that people turn on when something stressful or bad is happening. Divorce? Funeral? Just feeling sad? Baseball is waiting for you.
Barney was dealing with a breakup, so he turned on emotional support Baseball to help him cope.
The baseball team that will destroy anybody
Damn upper deck baseball just kicked our ass
Purposefully playing a game or doing an activity in a way that will break it.
"I invited Ellie over to guest at our DnD game last night, I had no idea they were gonna play inside baseball."