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meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.

I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.

by Colin McDonnell October 02, 2013

Articulated Desk Lamp

A fancy lamp for people who need light so they don't feel depressed. Move it around and there will be light all over your desk. Just make sure to keep it away from any i's.

Did that articulated desk lamp just murder the pixar i? It certainly did

by DemogorgonSlayer January 21, 2021

lamp-girl

The annoying girl who steals random shit like a lamp from the bars in Amherst. She’s the type of girl who blacks out and then refuses to take accountability for her actions the next day.

Damn the monkey bouncers really had to kick lamp-girl out of the club again last night.

by Amherstdude August 19, 2022

Ur gramps made a lamps

if you hear this make sure your gramps still human K?

Oh Tyler your mum big gey Well Your Gramps made a lamps

by ohwhyareyouheretoday March 17, 2018

lamp humper

A moth

Person 1: why the hell would you leave the door open now there are lamp humpers in the house

by hl2 stalker scream: March 03, 2024

lava-lamp-switch

An old American Indian trick whereby two seemingly similar objects are swapped for nefarious purposes. Originally, tribesman would switch wigwams with another tribesman if they found their wigwam to be leaky. The recipient of the new wigwam then bears the cost of fixing the leaky cover. The term was modernised in 2006, after it was noted that broken lava lamps resembled leaky wigwams. This behaviour has also been observed in ant society, in particular with reference to the species "Sless".

That clown has pulled a lava-lamp-switch! Surely my friend hasn't betrayed me with a lava-lamp-switch?

by Another August 23, 2006

Nigga Lamp

When a nigga fucks a girl by a lamp (Nigga Lamp)

That was a gnarly nigga lamp!

by Jacob The Ripper January 21, 2022