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Indiana Whiskey Maker

Two or more people entering a cornfield attempting to shove corn up ones vagina while squirting. The other person(s) must capture said squirt into a cup and sell/drink it.

My sister is known as the Indiana Whiskey Maker in town. She makes the best whiskey.

by Toiletclogger07 November 19, 2022

Mess Maker

Someone who repeats media narrative about the climate and environment, but doesn’t exhibit personal responsibility towards the environment; economic liability

The Mess Makers are yelling about carbon emissions on the bridge again honey

by Vancouverceo September 11, 2020

brouhaha maker

A brouhaha maker is a person who incessantly creates unnecessary noise for no apparant or beneficial reason, other than to boost their own self esteem and feed their inflamed ego.

"Wow Lara would not stop making stupid comments and giggling to herself all night"
"I know! She is such a brouhaha maker"

by Dictionarymaster101 July 19, 2017

Mange Makers

A popular Swedish band, known for their hit single "Fest Hos Mange" which debuted on YouTube in 2011. They have many other hits as well, and some may even call them the greatest band of all time.

I learned how to speak Swedish just from listening to the Mange Makers' entire discography on repeat

by hfdlskfghdsgkfl June 24, 2018

Maker-Entrepreneur

A person who sets up a business or businesses, taking on financial risks in the hope of profit with the sale of products they make themselves.

Includes makers of all disciplines within crafts, art and design and more often includes handmade products.

I bought this necklace from a maker-entrepreneur they handmade in their studio

I feature products made by maker-entrepreneurs in my store alongside manufactured goods

by The Maker Edit November 12, 2020

Memech-Maker

Match making either new friends or couples based on the memes they post to social media. Usually people that aren't friends or connected otherwise already.

You're a real Memech-Maker! Matt posted a moth, and Tara posted a lamp, now they're totally hitting it off!

by DibbyDonuts November 25, 2018

Naples Pasta Maker

An erect phallus is buttered and fed into a pasta maker. A partner positions themselves beneath the pasta maker, and ingests the flattened remnants of said phallus.

Johnny isn’t coming munting tonight. He’s still recovering from that Naples Pasta Maker he did with Jill and Gretchen last week.

by GREENFUCKNIGGA12 May 26, 2024