A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your in deep shit, KO a cunt and get a free 5 day holiday.
Henry: The school found my porno magazine
Joe: Peak, pull a Ts (Tactical Suspension) and leave the country.
Hector: Yeh Jack has pissed me off recently
A proactive drink of water on a night out used to prevent a nasty hangover and the necessity of a “Taccy Vom”.
“Oi mate, that’s 3 in a row for you. How about a Tactical Aquactical so you can survive the night?”
The combination between a trained warrior and a complete psychopath.
That man has experienced and overcome multiple battle situations and unthinkable horrors, bestowing him the honor reaching 100% Tacticality as warrior.
When a girl leaves things at your place so any other females that visit will think you are not single. Leaving claw marks purposely not necessarily during Wild love making. Tagging you in Facebook check in’s.
Dude check us all in. No she is just checking in me and her, it’s one of her fire hydrant tactics .
A spatula that has a barbed edge and a very sharp top. It makes for a great melee weapon and a badass patty flipper.
Don't underestimate the power of the mighty tactical spatula.
(In bowling) When you only hit the edge pin and it knocks down the whole back row.
I thought I only got one pin, but it was actually a tactical gangbang.
an extreme version of explosive diarrhea but nuke like when shitting with tactical diarrhea there's a chance you make a massive mess in the toilet
James has tactical diarrhea and everytime he shits his toilet gets destroyed rarely but his rich parents are treating him with medicine and new toilets