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Best friend. Can be a dog but is always there for you no matter what. He his very energetic and funny. If your friends with him never loose him.

'Did you see Ted before?'

'Yeah! He was so fast!'

'I know!'

Ted is just the coolest man ever. He is the type of person to put amongus memes on a school assignment. Everyone loves ted. except for some people.

Person 1: where is ted
Ted: Im here bb

More commonly known as Sped, Tedsticles, or even a combination; Spedsticles, Ted is a midget, obsessed with explosives, aircraft, boats, cars, guns, cannons, overall destroying stuff, and most importantly, Among Us; which he fondly calls: "Amogus"

"Ted's so annoying!"
"That's why we call him Spedsticles you fuckhead"

Ted can always leg press more than anyone else but can never spell words like "zoo".

"oh hi ted are you leg pressing 600kg"

ted: "yeah I just went to the zo."

AN AMAZING MAN WITH LARGE MUSCLES AND BALLS THE SIZE OF JUPITER(s) WHO HATES IDOITS

person 1: Ted is muscle
person 2:ye

a tiny teddy bear who happens to also be a ghost

ted sucks

The guy from KnT

Ted likes watermelon