A fork of Rural Dictionary
the person who thinks he is a prince in shining armor but in reality just an egoistic man whose actions are completely opposite.
condescending person specially towards women in his life
jim is "nut in a chewing gum wrapper"he thinks he is a best thing ever happen to susan , but in reality he put her down in every aspect of life and create insecurities for her
Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!
Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."
When you're about to go down on a woman and she queefs in your face
"For fucks sake, you just did a fanny fart right into my mouth, you skank!"
"You're queef chewing you biiitch"
Something to totally surprise your friends with. Try to act like it’s something shocking, and THEN show them the face. If executed properly, they’ll be disappointed, but in a funny way.
I totally freaked out Tomar with the chewing creature, dude.
When a person uses a buttplug while riding a train over rough terrain.