A fork of Rural Dictionary
A heterosexual on week days and a homosexual on weekends.
Skylar is goes dancing at gay bars on the weekends, because he's a weekend gaybo.
Weekends of picking which parents house to go to
Child: I wish I didn't have to choose every weekend where I want to go, I don't like neither of them but I don't want to hurt feelings
Child relative: yeah it sucks being a weekend warrior
Weekend Warrior is a Swiss groove-metal band, which has come to moderate success in region of Aarau in recent years. The band was founded in 2012 and consists of 5 school friends. Their trademarks are their energetic live performances and their strong technical abilities (in comparison to other young local bands).
"Yo, dude, did you see Weekend Warrior last Saturday? They were totally brutal, man!"
"The guy who is passed out under the bar is Weekend Warrior's bassist."
A weekend where everything involved is your idea of the ideal way to spend a weekend. Can be perfect weather. ideal location, ideal company you are spending it with, ideal or favorite activity you are doing. A perfect weekend would be whatever you yourself consider to be the best way to spend a weekend. It would be if you could choose the only way you had to spend a weekend for it to be the best and most ideal for you. What type of a weekend would be paradise for you? That is a perfect weekend.
Ted Rimmel Jr (me) has frequently said (often times accidentally in public, or around friends) that My idea of a perfect weekend would involve me in a secluded cabin with my mother wearing lingerie with hose and heels, a case of condoms, and an entire weekend of connecting.
A football fan says: "This is going to be my perfect weekend. I will be off work all weekend. I will be watching college football all day Saturday, and NFL football all day Sunday, all on my big screen television. No better way to spend a weekend."
this old saying was used to describe a person that uses his 12 year old sister to buy alcohol when he cant
''Yo, little sister I know you are 12 years old, sus edition, but can you buy alcohol for me?'', I am a Hans Oluf on a weekend.
A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.
Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"
Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."
Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
A Weekend Junky is a person who would eat healthy food for most of the week, but when the weekend comes they eat nothing but junk food.
Like for weekdays their eating habits would be like a strict diet, while on the weekends they seem to toss that diet aside for just a couple of days then when Monday comes by again they are back on their diets.
Tom: At work Veronica only eats vegetables, and cheese it is hard to believe she is a weekend junky.