A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis
Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
One who gives sexual gratification to another using only their hands in trade of goods, services or monetary gains.
Hillary Clinton asked Donald Trump if he could lend her $15,000
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?
She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .
Don't bite it.
Trent told me not to bite the hand that feeds.
Slipping hands into each others underwear
Friend: so what did yous do last night?
Me: we slipped hands.
When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.
Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!
From the ancient greek "Shatteraehandi" literally translates as "a place where people go to care so little it hurts sometimes".
Person A: Did you hear what such-and-such did?
Person B (followed by several hundred others): This is Shattered Hand, who cares?
Person A: but...whine whine whine...
PErson B: This is my care face...see it care