A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sexual act of using a pair of scissors while styling her pubic hair with another pair of scissors
I heard Molly and her boyfriend tried to do Edward scissor hands and she ended up in the hospital.
when you are edward and also have hands on your scissors
ew Edward Scissor-Hands has hands on his scissors gross
The process in which you open the door to the toilet after using it without washing your hands!
Wow, did you see that bloke? He just did a knob hand door touch! Be careful
The state of a person's hands after picking, peeling, biting or scratching at their hands and cuticles. Usually caused by an anxiety disorder or while feeling anxious, sometimes as a coping mechanism, hence the term "anxiety hands".
Person 1 - "Oh no your finger's bleeding! What happened? Why do you have so many scabs?!?"
Person 2 - "It's okay dude, I've got Anxiety hands."
An Italian hand grenade is when you pile too much sauce on an uncooked pizza and smack it full force with a spoon.
My siblings angered me, so I blinded them with an Italian hand grenade.
A creepy guy at salsa night who likes to dance with all the college-aged girls. Definitely looking for a sugar baby.
"Oh look, there's squishy hands with his next victim."
"Squishy hands... at it again."
"Squishy hands called me a stripper"
Someone who doesn't smoke a bundle of cigarettes and walks by someone who does.
Faggot, originally known as a faggot, which is a bundle of sticks lit on fire.
Man I was walking down the street and this girl was smoking a pack of cigarettes and blew it in my face, so I told her
"don't make me no second-hand faggot nah."