A fork of Rural Dictionary
Thousands of people died on this day, 95 percent were suicidal.
We missed those who died during The Area 51 Raid.
A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
An area in which moshers mosh in a circle of other moshers causing unnecessary harm to one another and throwing their arms around like a 4 year old having a tantrum.
"I moshed with them in the mosh area"
The place where dinosaurs became extinct, you can tell because of the craters in there driveway. The bathrooms remind you of a dirty campgrounds communal bathroom. The ski lifts are either broken or have unreasonably long lines. The employees hate themselves and refuse to do their jobs. The owners don't care to reinvest their profits into their property. Their food is like your local run down drive In theaters cafe. Their prices are higher than your creepy uncle on April 20th. The lodge reminds you of a homeless shelter after COVID-19.
Hey want to come to Cannonsburg Ski Area with me tomorrow?
Nah man I rather go anywhere else, Cannonsburg is a dump, they should pay me to snowboard there.
He’s a shadow man who haunts the surrounding areas of Holly Parkway and Laurel Lane in Williamstown, New Jersey he is described too have no facial features but he does wear a slenderman type suit and he likes too hide behind trees and spook visitors with footsteps and growls. He is considered a demonic entity. He typically hides from aware children but is somewhat open too ghost hunters.
That’s ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas
The who?
The ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas he haunts the area
When someone gets involved with your life or business without any good reason.
Kevin: Jesus christ, Alvin has been annoying us all the time now!
William: Yeah, he really has been all up in my area too!
The pink area that is tender and soft in a girls vagina where the girls can thelp but make noise when the guy reaches that area during sex.
What did you do last night?
Oh josh just got to my pinkified area.
Ow you go girl!