A fork of Rural Dictionary
Popcorn Media is media that is not forward-thinking. It enslaves the black and pan African narrative in stereotypical thought which does not enable, empower, and often chooses the lowest common popular culture thought in hopes of views rather than substance.
I was on Blavity looking to read dope content but it was just popcorn media.
I can't watch BET, most of their shows end up being Popcorn Media.
Bossip is Popcorn Media
A "popcorn actress" is a term used to describe an actress who stars in commercial blockbusters that are more known for their box office success than their critical acclaim.
Demi Moore said she was once called a popcorn actress by an unnamed producer at during her acceptance speech at the Golden Globes
A sexual act that consists of feeding your partner unpopped popcorn kernels. After 12-24 hours, engage in anal intercourse. When a piece of kernel sticks to your penis, fling it off your erection into partners mouth.
She was hungry and wanted anal so I gave her a popcorn maker. Anal food
The act of catching a droplet of airborne sperm with one’s mouth.
I was masturbating when a gob of sperm flew into my mouth; does catching popcorn mean I am gay?
When a man dips his testicles into butter and his partner licks the butter off
Hey babe you want some soggy popcorn tonight
To make claim for the roach of a joint/blunt to eat, similar to popcorn.
Friends all hanging out, one blankets the shrubbery to in pure white papyrus to prepare for arson.
Orville: Popcorn!
Newman: Awe, why didn't I call popcorn?
*End of joint*
Passed to Orville. Orville eats. Orville's now happy, inspired, and full.
When you look big but you're not really that big. No strength behind the muscles. Fake fuckin' muscles. Weak men have popcorn muscles.
Ivan Bogovich has popcorn muscles. Ivan Bogovich is a weak man. Ivan Bogovich didn't wipe his butt until middle school.