A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tactical poo-
Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.
Kenny “fuckk I kinda gotta shit but it’s not cooked and ready..”
Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”
When you tactically time getting wasted to not fuck you over later.
Francis: “Hey Florent are you sure you want to finish all that beer tonight? Tomorrow you have to work right?”
Florent: “Don’t worry, I have the morning off, so I can go for a tactical shitface.”
Where a man or woman or whatever decides they have had enough of being pissed and either want to complete a activity in need of sobriety in order to complete said activity. They might need to drive home. Or simply go to bed.
Fuck man gotta drive home. Let me chuck a tactical boot to be safe.
This is also known as a taccy boot
The one team you dont want showing up at the airsoft field, especially after their long nights binging food.
Hide the snacks guys Something more tactical (S.M.T) is here, oh shit they cant make it out of their cars. Its alright everyone they forgot their mobility scooters.
When you deny masturbating to protect your reputation.
Bob: Hey Jeff, I know you masturbate instead of taking a dump!
Jeff: I do not!
Bob: You need to stop being in tactical denial!
blocking a mate so they stop procrastinating and start doing what they need to get done
yeah i had to hit ezekial with the tactical block else he wouldnt have finished his coursework
A secret organization bound by the strategic use of the peen in a chilvarous and honorable fashion.
I was initiated into the honorary tactical peen by preforming various acts of strategery while in NOLA.