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The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.
After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.
When you shove a dick down someone's throat and then tape their mouth shut with tape.
Yo Fam™ if you continue being a little bitch I will have to dick tape you.
I was just spinning tapes at the skatepark this morning
Something that is busted to shit
Or barely held together
Man you car is one duct tape sally
The only thing holding it together is spit and good luck
A cassette tape that is left in an old-school tape recorder, so that when someone needs to fart, they press the record button right before they fart, fart into the microphone, and then press stop after the fart is completed. When the fart tape is played back, it is a compilation of multiple, various farts that have been recorded over time. The more people who contribute to the fart tape, the better.
I just listened to our fart tape, and I heard 27 of our farts on it!
A cassette tape that is left in an old-school tape recorder, so that when someone needs to fart, they press the record button right before they fart, fart into the microphone, and then press stop after the fart is completed. When the fart tape is rewound and played back, it is a compilation of multiple, various farts that have been recorded over time. The more people who contribute to the fart tape, the better.
I just played our fart tape, and I heard 27 of our farts in a row!