Country Dictionary

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seat burner

The act of farting in a chair and producing a loud fart.

he is 100% guilty of unleashing that seat burner.

by marco28793 June 17, 2022

burner day

Much like a burner phone, is one of those days you deal with because you have to, but want to be done with as quickly as possible.

The big boss was in the office Thursday, total burner day.

by is this pseudonym also taken November 01, 2020

Dirty Burner

The act of being sodomized with a Carolina Reaper pepper

After she finished giving felatio he asked her for a dirty burner.

by Dumbnamenamer May 29, 2022

Burner Marriage

A marriage that ends abruptly before any permanent entanglements like kids or joint property.

Friend 1: How’s Justin & Maddy doing?
Friend 2: Totally on the rocks! He’s already moved out. Burner Marriage…

by ten nine? June 09, 2024

Wax Burner

essentially a person who thinks they're a gangbanger & smells really bad because they refuse to shower despite living with a family member or community home

Cornelius is such a Wax Burner.

by huntington304ganggang January 23, 2025

Wedgy burner

A really itchy arse usually caused from a really rotten ejection of fecal matter from the cack hole

Oh man I've got a real wedgy burner

by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016

Stump-burner

A woman who derives sexual pleasure from burning genital warts off her clitoris with a blunt

Remember Becky? I hear she’s a stump-burner now

by Summer&Batman July 02, 2021