A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tornado is most definitely faster than Mike. No doubt about it! Mike cannot outrun it. Mike will be sucked up, and wacked!
Mike : “ To fast for youuuuu”
Me: “ But not too fast for the tornado😂”
Urban dictionary: That’s because tornado faster than Mike!
When you use a leaf blower to shoot a shit at someone and they try to hit it with their nut
Dude this girl last night came up to me and wanted to do a Blazing Tornado Marksman and i said ok whatever
Referring to how tornados can easily pick up trailers almost like pieces of candy.
That Storm is gonna have a good amount of Tornado Candy from that Trailer Park over there.
A sentance used to describe a big, juicy, wet, long-lasting, blowing fart.
S:Yooo, I heard someone pull an Emil's big tornado!
A:Cool! I haven't heard it yet.
The doggy tornado 3000 is when two people roll play as dogs and then eventually have a sexual intercourse
Bro me and that one girl did the “doggy tornado 3000” last night.