A fork of Rural Dictionary
A girl that intentionally does things they know for certain will annoy someone. A ne’er do well.
“Becky knows that Greg is persnickety about grammar and yet she on purposefully riles him up by mismatching lose and loose. She a total Crust Girl.”
When you are a very crusty kid and you take a shower and get left out. Now you have rust in your crust.
Person one: Your crusty you should take a shower.
Crusty kid: yeah I should. After i'm going to play outside!
*later*
Crusty kid: Oh no now I have rust in my crust because I was out too long!
Person: Yikes! You should pour coke on that.
Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.
We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.
A stuffed crust is when a homosexual man will use the bathroom ( a number 2 ) and not wipe. After an hour when the shit has dried in their ass, they will ask their partner to fuck them raw. Leading to a stuffed crust moment
That last time I got a stuffed crust was at a pizza hut taco bell, I should call him.
A sexual act in which one "lets it crust" before anal sex.
Jacob: hey Brittany, wanna make some stuffed crust later?
Brittany: Jacob, thats disgusting, I'm trying to eat.
When you're too god damn crust to give a fuck and you reek of apolitical ideology.
Dude did you see that guys dreads? He's crust as fuck! I really like her ACAB patch.