A fork of Rural Dictionary
Some fucking retarded who think his life is "deep". As well he thinks his life is so bad . Because he treats others like they are nothing because "they have not been what he has been through. So in conclusion a John crane is a asshole.
Making excuses before a game start. Originated from a person named John who made a lot of excuses
"My friend started johning about controller issue before our 1v1 started"
Johning is a term often used in the crypto space to describe someone (a typical John) who holds their position and does not sell. The term was first used in the blockchain community "Crypto Hub".
Leo was johning although Bitcoin achieved a new ATH.
When someone blames bad gaming on something that is completely unrelated to the game.
Person one: “I’m telling you bro, my game is just buggy and that’s why I’m playing terribly!” (This man has an RTX 4070.) Person two: “quit johning bro, you have a godly graphics card anyways.”
To mess about or act silly, said by someone trying to prove authority but in a humouross way
People messing about: “Can we all please stop johning about
The state of going through "the struggle", simply not thriving.
Joe: "Damn bro, I'm straight john-ing right now." Tina: "I'm sorry your life sucks."