A fork of Rural Dictionary
April 9th 2021
The Incident
The day Alex##### asked ###ne Out.
'Know what happened on April 9th?
International send Miss McKee a booty pic day!
On this day April 9th you must give a beautiful girl named Laney a booty pic (or more if you choose)
You: It’s April 9th! Happy birthday! Here’s a booty pic 🤙
Laney: Wow, what a hottie!
National send nudes fa no reason day 😁
Bf: it’s April 9th ya know what tha mean😌
Gf: Fineeeee
Bf:🧱🆙
AKA a freshman in high school. They are usually the ones that are nervous on the first day and they need a map to figure out how to get to their classes. And they think that they’re adults now just because they’re no longer in middle school, but little do they know that freshman year is just the beginning. They’ve still got a long 4 year journey to go. And they’re the most hated group of high schoolers because of the fact that they’re immature and they just came from middle school. They think high school is all fun and games during freshman year, but little do they know that after freshman year, it gets a lot more serious.
Sophomore: “Hey what grade are you in”?
Freshman: “I’m a 9th grader”
Sophomore: “Ew, imagine being a freshman”
The incident, the day it was lost.
Alright class please open your books to page 223 where we will be going over the horrific incident of July 9th, 2024.
national send a tit pic to your boy friend.
no excuses
girl: it’s the 9th it’s national send a tit pic today* sends pic*
guy: oh thanks
9th December
Johnathon: aww hell naw I ain't going to England
Richard: Come on dude, it isn't that bad
Johnathon: That 9th world country isn't worth my time!