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Watermelon Crumbs

The last bits of watermelon left after scooping out or eating a slice. Just scrape the little bits out and you have a nice snack of watermelon crumbs to enjoy!!

Mom: (balling watermelon) Come get your watermelon crumbs
Kids: (grabbing bowl) WATERMELON CRUMBS!!

by DrownWithMe May 29, 2019

Crumb chips

Noun. Chips that have been crunched into sprinkles. The legit leftovers that most went even ponder to eat. Good for sandwiches.

Big dog my brother said he left me some chips on the table. This kid went so ham on this bag all he left me was crumb chips!!

by Bigdoginc June 06, 2019

Crumb Pussy

The last remains of a sexual partner. Sex that occurs right before a breakup, or in anticipation of a breakup. Similar to eating leftover crumbs after a snack.

I fucked your mom one last time before I dumped her. Getting some of that crumb pussy, bro!

by Crumbyboi November 24, 2021

crumb yourself out

Settle for less than you deserve. Date a scrub or loser..

Girl you gonna crumb yourself out dating that scrub. You can do better than that.

by Paypaid July 07, 2019

crumb cake bitch

The type of bitch that that's not only crumby but crumbles to the floor when out of line.

Listen here you crumb cake bitch get the fuck outta my walls

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022

Poo-Poo Crumbs

Tristan....
Tristan is Poo-Poo Crumbs

Bro you can't even wipe correctly, You got Poo-Poo Crumbs out the wazoo

by OhMyFFMGod January 13, 2023

crumb slut

a person, typically a woman, who is a slut for crumbs

UGHHHHH IM SUCH A CRUMB SLUT I WANT YOUR FAT LOAD OF CRUMB DRIPPING OUT OF ME

by apple grapetato June 12, 2021