A fork of Rural Dictionary
Old man with handlebar mustache who preys on young boys and girls. In the absence of young children he will prey on much older women who typically have walking aides. ( wheelchairs, canes, crutches or walkers)
He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.
(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
The handled juraSicko was seen lurking in the dark corner of the busy teen nightclub. We wouldn’t have even noticed him standing there if it wasn’t for the wet stain around his crotch.
Not being able to handle a particular situation due to it being to much for the person.
Person 1: I'm trying to take you out on a romantic date.
Person 2: nah you can't handle that type of pressure.
When someone from up north gives you a handle job
Boy 1: she is from new york imma have her give me a handjob
Boy 2: you mean a yankee handle
It's the name you use on any social media.
Bob: What's your Insta handle bro
John: OH it's @idnei6zgeis
A name used on most social media platforms. Also commonly referred to as a username.
Oh my god! Did you see Dans new Twitter handle @DanIsNowOnFire
'The gross amount of wagering within a given period of time or for a given event at one of more establishments' (Wiktionary), or, more generally, the gross amount of transactions in a given instance of business.
"The yearly handle of the American medical industry is said to be more than 17% of the gross domestic product."
"The military-industrial-academic complex is not going to blow off a handle of several hundred billion just because some mopes don't like war this week."
Hispanic slang for picking up a girl/boy
"Aye Pablo go Handle at Ashley she loook fineee"