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ken parts

When a guys “junk” is so small, tucked, or equivalently smashed to his body, that you literally can not tell if it’s a he or a she.

Usually bicycle shorts are very telling, but I can’t tell what’s going on with his Ken parts. He looks like a ken doll downstairs.

by SlightlyAskew September 10, 2019

Ken Meng

Ken Meng is a very loud, kind and helpful soul. If you ever encounter one, just know he's Asian. And can cook rice

Yo, did you see Ken Meng helping her???

by Fwlix March 06, 2023

Ken Clark heat

Driving with the windows rolled down and heat turned up high in the dead of winter.

While we were driving around town yelling at people, we had to turn on the Ken Clark heat so we didn't freeze.

by Dr. Charles Dromedary April 13, 2008

Adam huss/ken

Adam huss also known as ken is inlove with a girl named celin but her sister alin is inlove with this boy ken can’t stand alin he hates her guts but what can he do he’s alins brother in law

Adam huss/ken is so madly inlove with celin

by Kskansbsjja January 05, 2019

Ken-Pen

Kendall Jenner’s teeth whitening pen.

The Ken-Pen helped average Janes become celebrities to some extent.

by Coop Dupe August 08, 2020

Spicy Ken

A .357 Caliber round so powerful that even Chuck Norris fears it.

Cute revolver, can it handle a Spicy Ken?

by Kirk Kiggler August 07, 2024