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The popular yet annoying, longer type hair on teen guys that comes down to chin level and flicks out at the bottom.

Mitchel Musso from Hannah Montana rocks a Mess Hall Haircut.

a girl puts a guy who has to piss in a rear naked choke and uses her legs to squeeze the piss out of him.

he was a humiliated mess when his jilted x girlfriend put him in a rear naked choke hold and squeezed the piss out of him in front of everyone at the party.

Any person named Ari or Arianna is just messed up, in general.

"That's messed up."
"Just like Ari over there"

The patented 'no mess' dump - taking a crap the size of a minivan before wiping your ass to find no evidence whatsoever on the paper. May be combined with the ghost poop or phantom shit for the holy grail of defecation. The sense of triumph, wellbeing and euphoria that accompany a no mess are without equal.

'Dude, I just took a shit the size of a house and.... NO MESS!... NO MESS!... WOO!'

Semen; Sperm; Ejaculation

I cannot wait to spread my man mess all over her face.

A person that is ridiculous, messy, goofy and clumsy. you will usually laugh and feel bad for the person. A mess can also refer to an event or so too.

Gözde is a mess
Girl, you should have seen Gentis graduation. It was a big mess!!!

A great soccer player from Portugal, his greatest rival is Cristian Ronald.

Did you see Lion Mess beat Cristian Ronald last night?