A fork of Rural Dictionary
(adj.) another term used to describe a crazy person or situation. filler when you can't think of anything better to say. not meant to be taken personally.
That RN is a big o' mess for sleeping with the surgeon.
Any person named Ari or Arianna is just messed up, in general.
"That's messed up." "Just like Ari over there"
a girl puts a guy who has to piss in a rear naked choke and uses her legs to squeeze the piss out of him.
he was a humiliated mess when his jilted x girlfriend put him in a rear naked choke hold and squeezed the piss out of him in front of everyone at the party.
The patented 'no mess' dump - taking a crap the size of a minivan before wiping your ass to find no evidence whatsoever on the paper. May be combined with the ghost poop or phantom shit for the holy grail of defecation. The sense of triumph, wellbeing and euphoria that accompany a no mess are without equal.
'Dude, I just took a shit the size of a house and.... NO MESS!... NO MESS!... WOO!'
A great soccer player from Portugal, his greatest rival is Cristian Ronald.
Did you see Lion Mess beat Cristian Ronald last night?