Country Dictionary

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Tech-tactics

The act of adding intrinsic value by visually organizing, arranging, cleaning, and curating a set of objects. Especially of technology.

John: "I feel so stressed at my job."
Dan: "Maybe you should apply some tech-tactics to your office space. That might lighten the mood."
John: "That sounds like a good idea. I'll try that."

by LazyBenzoil June 22, 2022

Peter Griffin Tactic

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery as they make money for someone else not just themselves and not everyone knows that because they wern't gifted by god or smart enough to realize it.

Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.

by AntiFursAreBad June 29, 2024

Peter Griffin Tactic

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery instead of being bossed around by people.

Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.

by AntiFursAreNazis December 08, 2023

Yeehaw Tactical

A Leaver Action rifle outfitted with modern tactical accessories.

Mike: Hey, checkout Josh's Yeehaw Tactical.
Hector: Is that a Henry 30-30 with an M-Lok rail and Micro Red Dot?
Mike: Sure is.
Hector: By the gods.

(Created by Interferon Alpha 2a)

by InterferonAlpha2a August 10, 2019

Tactical Reload

Jerking your homie off (with the socks on so it's not gay) You stop right before he cums, cock his dick like a shotgun and slap his balls yelling "RELOADING"

"No homo Tyler but you didn't have to slap my balls during that Tactical Reload"

by Dooctor September 07, 2021

Tactical Pussyfooting

The illusion of attempting an heroic act in a pussyfooting manner in attempts to sway odds in your favor.

That was a pathetic use of tactical pussyfooting.

Your tactical pussyfooting proved useful.

by MafiaBTW November 30, 2022

tactical chunder

Making yourself be sick bc you feel like you’ll feel better if you be sick, not in an ed way, in a ‘i’m drunk and feel a bit ill so i might get it out of the with’ way.

Friend 1 - You know I’m feeling a bit ill
Friend 2 - Well you know what it might be worth having a tactical chunder if you think it will make you feel better
Friend 1 - You’re right I probably will

by billiewood October 01, 2023