Country Dictionary

Massive willy. But its a bit of shame he uses it on boys. Other than that he is a class twat

Carefull of ted he might penetrate you.

An insult to an person who you think is very devilish. Even more devilish than some of the kids in Supernanny!

"You are a son of Ted Bundy."

Dreadlocks on white people

Meghan came back from her yoga retreat with Ted locks.

When your charming man smears piss and cum on your face while yelling "TEDDY" repeatedly. Then the man shit on her vag, so hard that she vomits in his mouth.

Joe: I gave my girl a HELLA Dirty Ted last night
John: Good for you, but ew

When a dog bites your dick off and then shits it into your mom's mouth

i did a dirty ted this morning at the park

Very cool!

I met Ted Hill yesterday he is very cool.
I love Ted Hill.

the guy that sits next to me and talks about cars

a wild "ted nankivel" has appeared