A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used for friends that bail on standing whiskey drinking plans, regardless of the voracity of their excuse.
Brian: Are you coming out after Business Day. I can provide Jamessurance of a good time.
Lisa: Nah. I'm flying to PDX to see my family.
Brian: You're such a whiskey bailer.
To consume an obsene amount of whiskey resulting in perfuse sweating.
Victor Standingbear broke out in the whiskey sweets after drinking to much firewater.
When a bunch of drunk men want to try something new and take shots of whiskey off each other’s exposed anus’
“We got so drunk last night that Hannah has video evidence of us doing a Dirty Whiskey!”
Drinking enough whiskey and yelling enough the night before that you can't talk the next day.
My little monster drove me to Whiskey Throat yesterday...
Noun, the phenomenon where the drinker (typically of whiskey) crosses the line between amiable drunkeness and becomes a miserable fucking cunt.
Or
The name given to the metaphorical chastity belt imposed by a normally sexually generous woman in response to outrageously drunken conduct.
Mark, "I got so cunted last night I crossed the whiskey barrier and became so fucking depressed I could have cut my own head off if I was not so uncoordinated."
Or
Barry, "I'll just have just the one tonight, I am feeling fucking horny and I don't want the missus to drop the whiskey barrier like last time."
Drinking your own piss while in the shower.
I can’t wait to drink some shower whiskey!
Describes a person with a flat ass, like whiskey dick but your ass
-Erin Mathews
Look at Karen’s ass, she has whiskey buns