A fork of Rural Dictionary
The same thing as a camel toe, only it spits.
After hours and hours of hot sticky sex, I blew a monster load in my girlfriend. Her llama toe made it look like she peed her pants
Super Llamas is just another way of saying you have a super nasty vagina and you fuck a lot of guys, it’s the nice way of saying hoe
Hey that girl over there has a super llamas, I bet her parents hate her.
When you’re hella fatty f*cked up, get startled by and try to say “lava lamp”
“Ooooh a llama lamp”
A llama climbing a ladder. Simple is that
Look how high the ladder llama is!
The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'
Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain. I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.
Whenever two white guy friends accidentally spit a bar mid-conversation, that is when they become Kendrick Llama, the rapper that makes every white person feel like they're black or that every nigger is a star.
White guy 1: the entire course is cursed, it's just dumbass niggas thinking that they're shrewd. DAMN. I just spit a bar - Kendrick Llama! White guy 2: ay let's go my nigga, you're literally Kendrick Llama. *start's leaning in for a kiss* White guy 1: thanks bro *starts making out, unzips pants*