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The sexual act of fornicating a woman in the anus, knocking her out, and then wiping your shitty dick on her lips.
Maria was giving me attitude last night, so I took her to the bedroom and gave her the Manager's Special.
When a manager is reactive instead of proactive. A manager that is a pussy and can't stick to a plan because he buckles under the pressure of others. When your manager doesn't have the balls to look you in the eyes and tell you he is getting ready to stab you in the back because he is putting another job in front of yours to appease someone else.
This is nothing but Voodoo management because you are changing the schedule just to appease others.
The procedure most levels of management endure at an off site meetings. In atition, they learn to loudly yet privately critizise a coworker, and excell at accepting alll the kudo's for others work, that made them look good. Strangely these empty paychecks are also immune to productivity dowsizing.
Hey did you see Macco turn and dress down Rob at that the quarterly meeting? Yes, so did the whol esection, but Macco got one hell of an attaboy from the CIO. Funny yhink is that Macco's name was in like 24pt font in the program. Wht's up wit that. Damn Tony Soprano should havd had been so luckyo hsv had a teflon management class!
someone who holds the keys to the company doors
guy: who is that woman? other guy: she is the key account manager
E.G.M also know as Early Grave Management was Founded By ( kE & bZ ) YOU PLAY YOU LAY it’s that simple I mean it’s right in the name earl-lee gray-ve man-a-ge-ment - their names are spelled backwards for the slow ones
Aye boy you heard bout E.G.M ya ass bet not get caught lacking on soul on my kids yo grave gon get managed early - some wise old man Early Grave Management/ E.G.M
The act of commanding others to do tasks while you yourself never contribute no matter how easy or hard the task is. People that are managering also tend to waste more time getting other people to do work than just doing it themselves. While the term usually applies to actual managers of jobs (hence the name), it can apply to anyone outside the workplace.
Example 1 Employee: You called me over here sir? Manager: I need you to clean up this spill Employee: But you are already holding a mop and paper towels. You could have done this yourself much quicker than the time it took me to respond to you. Instead of managering why don't you do some work yourself because I don't see why the company needs someone like you. Example 2 Mom: Go vacuum the floors they have been filthy all day. It's like you don't ever help around the house. Child: Mom, I just got home from school, why could you not do it? Mom: Unlike you I am busy almost all day doing chores and working 8 hour shifts. Child: Mom, you have been on this couch watching Sex and the City since I left for school and you are still watching it. Mom: ... Child: Instead of managering could you help out while I'm busy?
The act of management, to manage, to keep managed, to make sure nobody else manages. The art of keeping the Endocannabinoid System Balanced, the management of the endocannabinoid system, the art of managing the managers inside your brain.
1.) 'In Managering my pain, I used some CBD" 2.) "That person needs some help in the managering department" 3.) "If you're not good at managering it's highly likely you'll be very disorganized. 4.) That stoner has failed in managering his THC habit and needs ECS Balance Control