A fork of Rural Dictionary
rise and shine it's time for lesbians to take over your entire for you page, all the company's (except skittles, skittles is skittles) to make their logos rainbow and not actually listen to any gays (except some) and the straights to complain about how the military doesn't get a month (the military gets two months and many days) and how they don't have a month (they didn't fight for their rights)
Lesbian: It's pride month! Every lesbian follow me I'll follow you back! Bi: Am I apart of the Lesbian apocalypse? Lesbian: No Straight: Why don't straights get a month!! Gay: You didn't fight for your rights fnaf floor tiles Straights: well why don't the military get a month! Someone in the Military: We do get a month Big Company: Look! We made our logo rainbow we're so supportive! Skittles: We got rid of colors so the gay's rainbow can shine brighter than ours! North Face: We got a drag queen! Gays: Yeah! Homophobes: I'm never buying from North Face again! Trans people: Follow me if you're under the trans umbrella! Agenders: yeah! Non-Binarys: Yeah! Demigenders: yeah! Genderfluids: Yeah! Lesbian: I can't follow anyone else it says I'm following too fast :( Other Lesbian: Same!! This is chaos.
the most uncomfortable month for homophobes
random homophobe: i hate pride month
June, the month of the year Tik Tok Drag Queens chose to go to war with anyone who believes anything 2000 year old book written by trolls says. The month of the year single pub going women compete with each other to see how many friends that identify as a gender other than male or female they can make. Bonus points are awarded to women who can find a young person who's parents have disowned them and say 'I'll be your Mum now ROAR!' The month of the year companies put up stripy coloured flags and act as if this shows support for anyone. The month of the year extreme right wing news services constantly publish stories about anyone other than male or female gender and go Karen about them. Other than at that its a nice warm sunny month if you live in the west.
If you want to avoid Pride Month, then avoiding town centres and social media is recommended.
A month celebrating dudes who take it in the ass
"Nothing says Pride Month like rainbows and dildos!"
an entire month when faggots think they're worth something. when really they'll always be useless failures of creation. if anyone ever says "happy pride month" they are 100% gay and should be executed there and then with no second thoughts. because if you let it go on for more than one week without fixing them. they'll end up living in twitter and still being single and gay. #savethem
"happy Pride Month" "ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!!!!! DIE YOU FAGGOT SCUM!!!!!!!!"
people want it to be something of celebrating being part of the LGBTQ+ but in reality, it was made to profit off of them
Person One: Yay it's pride month. Person Two: Dude I really don't fucking care.
gay: it's pride month W homophobes: we dont care