A fork of Rural Dictionary
a backwater suburb 20 minutes outside of Atlantic City. If you’re from here you know how the public school hired a pedo for a choir teacher, and the church defended him. That’s this town’s legacy. Other than that it’s full of parents forgetting to raise their kids, and gossip moms with nothing better to do than ignore their falling marriages. The delinquent kids drove the old hags of Port to complain about anything related to children having a childhood on a facebook page appropriately named Port Gang.
“I’m from Port Republic” “where?”
A term used by major league sports players to describe their various flings in cities around the country. Since they travel often for games, it is not unfounded to think some major league players have multiple women available for hookups in cites they often travel to. The term can be considered derogatory since it’s technically referring to “Meat” in a “Port of Entry”. During his 13 year career in the NBA. It is approximated that 1978 NBA Hall of Fame Inductee Wilt Chamberlain had sex with 20,000 different women, roughly 2.3 woman per day. The woman he had sex with in the various cities he traveled to could be considered “Port Meat”. It is not known if the term was colloquially used by him or NBA players at the time.
I have some Port Meat waiting for me after our game in Austin.
The act of having sex in a port-a-potty while you get your friend to roll it down a hill/slope
“Hey Jimmy can you help me and Bianca? We’re planning on having Port-a-sex.”
A rather demure term for a bathroom.
-It's so good to meet you, President Obama. Can I call you Barack? *You too, Maddy. Of course! I like your nail color. -Thanks so much! It's been lovely chatting, but I really need to visit the p-port. *No problem. I love you!
Universal term for something you can’t live with out (Better than that’s sick or that’s cool)
His new album is hella port Those sunglasses are hella port
When a female is getting sexually pounded with consent in a port-a-john. See “Shit Poking” for the male version.
Sylvia and John had Port-a-Pussy at the concert. John and Stan had a contest to see who could get the most Port-a-Pussy.
A town and port in Cheshire, England, part of the Cheshire West and Chester local authority and home of the well known Bobby Lewis
That Bobby Lewis kid is from The Port ain't he?