Country Dictionary

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Hag flap

The loose skin on a woman's arm.

Martha caught her hag flap in the door latch.

by Moonbeam76 January 12, 2022

hag gladice

A woman who is, or resembles a stripper over the age of 45 who's face looks like worn leather and whos voice could only be described as a combination of a waterbuffalo and drowning hyeina.

Bro, your girlfriend is a total hag gladice.

The obx strip clubs are full of hag gladices.

by not samantha. May 12, 2016

hag gaggle

An entourage of gay men held by a straight woman (see fag hag)

Kathy Griffen can always be seen with her hag gaggle in tow.

by Izy the Queer Girl December 16, 2011

hag in a bag

Am old woman who has no muscle or fat between her skin and bones

Yech, look at that hag in a bag in her bikini. pass the potato chips.

by ChinaCat SF June 24, 2018

gorgeous hag

You wife

She is my gorgeous hag

by TNK3rd February 02, 2021

Hag and a half

More than a hag. Annoying and lame woman. Most likely someone hag you work with.

Stacie is a hag and a half!

by Whitney Catastrophee May 15, 2021