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Messed up big time

Ope! You don't get rights now and you gotta do whatever we say forever now and we get to steal your stuff!

A retard "I guess you messed up big time huh?" Hym "In the absence of a full audit of what exactly happened in relationship to this... It's safe to assume that the people saying things like that are just lying. Lying to avoid complicity and stealing to recoup theoretical losses. Like, the people who are doing the stealing... Are retards and alleged sister molesters. So, no. It can't be considered recouping losses because it isn't about what's being stolen. It's that they want me to be stolen from regardless of the cost to themselves. Be being stolen from is more important than the risk to children or the threats. So, don't let Destiny's retarded ass make up the imaginary rules for social interactions. I cannot allow you to do this to me. I don't need to stop you. You cannot stop me. This is the only dynamic that is relevant. I do not need to be accountable to you. It doesn't matter whether or not it's a bluff. You're just going to keep doing what you're doing and pretending you're not. Your only goal is to preserve the ability to manufacture mental illness as a way to circumvent the law. 'His words don't mean anything guys!' Ridiculous."

by Hym Iam January 09, 2025

messed you around

cause someone problems, especially by acting unfairly or indecisively.

"get your own back—make him sorry he ever messed you around!"

by Arminkshipper January 01, 2025

Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a man who does something to the annoyance of his friends.

Ben: we going online tonight? Stuart: no Darryl is playing football for the 5th time this week Steve: mess of a bloke

by BShields90 March 27, 2022

That’s messed up

You use this sentence when your friends talk about their drama, you obviously don’t know what to say so you just say “that’s messed up

Person 1: my mom and my dad got into an argument and now they’re getting divorced. Person 2: uh….uhm That’s messed up sorry for that.

by Random person bro October 08, 2021

Juiseppe Messes

Juiseppe Messes is a football player whos number is number 10 and played for the team FC Barca Juiseppe Messes also known as Joseph for short is a professional football player who is friends with Jopert Rolando a well known football player Juiseppe Messes was born on 24 June 1987 and he is of Italian and Spanish descent.

Juiseppe Messes played for the team FC Barca.

by comedy man January 09, 2023

Eton Mess

A tasty snack of cum and period blood (see rainbow drink).

Last night, took this girl home and got a delicious surprise of Eton mess, best day of the month!

by THE DEETZ MEISTER July 11, 2022