A fork of Rural Dictionary
A short definition of all life on earth.
Coagulated fuck puddle, I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle
Mug puddle - The water, captured on the bottoms of inverted cups located on the top shelf of the dishwasher, forms a small puddle and can be used to indicate the dishwashing cycle is complete.
For example, Pearl asked, "Hey, are the dishes clean in the dishwasher?" Earl answered, "I don't know. Are there any mug puddles on the coffee cups? If so, the dishes are clean."
Concentrated dirty waterz
A person that's good at being outta pocket !"Hey Puddle scum"You ran off with my bitch in my car and you got my sack of cigarz....
a person who runs around and splashes people with puddles
guy 1: awww man, that puddle ninja got me guy 2: he hasn't got me yet *splash* both: fucking puddle ninjas
When someone is continuously crying like a little bitch.
Dude is straight pussy puddling over his break up!
Someone, typically female who gets riddin' hardcore (during sex) who is then put away like a F-Doll. Put away well spent, ragged doll'd out and fucked out. Laying limp on top of their Lover as if He put Her on another beautiful planet.
"She was my obedient, submissive, Puddle of Slut once I was done taking what's Mine."
When one pees on the ground then takes a shit in the puddle followed by stomping in the mixture with bare feet. It is also recommended that you pour barefoot wine over the masterpiece, if you’re feeling fancy
John: yo joe, did you just make that Muddy Puddle? Joe: yeah man John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine