A fork of Rural Dictionary
Post rear entry situation, one must blow into the receiver's anus which will create sounds similar to a whiskey jug in a bluegrass band.
Hey Dale, you ever whiskey jug your wife?
Whiskey Grandmas are the older variant of the Wine Mom and Vodka Aunt. Where as Wine Moms are classy and Vodka Aunt's are rowdy, Whiskey Grandma's tend to spend most of their time being bitter from age. They are more inclined to avoid social situations to "watch their stories" and drink alone. They are very obscene and crude, but are still respected and revered due to their ages of wisdom and deep love whenever they show it. They have built up such a high alcohol tolerance that you will rarely see them even stumble after a night out drinking.
Grace has become such a Whiskey Grandma recently
Cocktail consisting of 1 part Irish whiskey, 1 part Rumchata, and 2 parts chocolate milk. 1/4 tsp. vanilla extract optional. Best enjoyed with room-temp liquor over ice shaken and strained.
The whiskey lullaby is perfect for breakfast or dessert, even if you’re lactose-intolerant.
The precise amount of drunk where all you want to do is clean around your place. While the amount required varies from person to person, it usually falls in the realm of 2-5 drinks.
I got home from the bar last night and ended up in the Whiskey Matrix. Now, all my laundry is done and I can't find my cat.
Two or more people entering a cornfield attempting to shove corn up ones vagina while squirting. The other person(s) must capture said squirt into a cup and sell/drink it.
My sister is known as the Indiana Whiskey Maker in town. She makes the best whiskey.
When you have whiskey in your mouth and suck a nipple
I’ve just bought a bottle of jack how do you feel about a whiskey nipple?
When you celebrate an accomplishment by drinking an entire bottle of whiskey, eating an edible, smoking a cigar, devouring your entire pantry, and then proceed to vomit and diarrhea all over the house.
“Man, Last night I finished the remodel and whiskey-nicked all over the bathroom walls. I’m never drinking Jack Daniels again.”