A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you don’t know how else to end a conversation.
Distant relative at family reunion: “Hi sweetie! How is school? Do you have a girlfriend? What about a job? Has your music career taken off yet?” Me: “Closing remarks” Me: “
An expression used to declare to your fellow male friends that an attractive women is nearby. Simple and random, it can be shouted across a room and not raise too much attention.
"Oven Closed." *everyone looks around hectically* "Man I think I left my Oven Closed" *everyone casually looks around to not get caught*
An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.
"So what happened?" "She went crazy and slapped me!" "Oh man, that's terrible!" "And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."