Country Dictionary

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Lesly Llamas

A butthole of a person who doesn't let you use her colored pens even though you both know that you need them more than her for drawing purposes. Hell you can even show her a picture you drew using those same pens. It's hanging up on your wall as a painful reminder of how unfair some hoes can be.

Lesly Llamas is a pen hogger.

by Lesly da nuke November 15, 2019

Water Llama

Typically a llama in water. However in some beliefs it’s a wild person in water. The phenomenon is highly argued.

It’s only a lit party if there is a water Llama in Chan’s basement.

by CRBPhenomenons March 27, 2018

neck to llama

Neck is too long, longer then a llamas neck

neck to llama ass boy

by Rambojy53552 February 04, 2017

Sugar Llama

A sweet kid.

Rico was being such a little sugar llama today!

by Lanai Lanai July 27, 2020

llama neck

When your partner gives oral sex and goes all the way down.

"Yo dis bitch was giving me that Llama neck last night and made my asshole clap"

by Ben Dover Hoar July 15, 2014

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 03, 2023

llama plunker

A woman who enjoys giving head to a man on the toilet taking a dump. See plunker or blumpkin.

"Did that llama plunker really do that last night?"

"My girlfriend is now officially a 'llama plunker'."

by eyebrows&boobes March 20, 2017