A fork of Rural Dictionary
she's too delicious to contain.
In vast quantities she might be bad for you but, damn, spread her like butter!
a form of sixty-nining in which mouths are utilized on each other's toes, not each other's genitals.
My girl got crazy with my feet last night and we ended up in a Kentucky Spread.
An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.
Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.
Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.
Teabag your friend orenemy and spread your butthole over their nose and squat while moving back and forth.
I killed warhawkeye. He deserves the jdyess spread!
Spreading peanut butter with an unpeeled banana
Ricky couldn't find a knife so he resorted to banana spreading at the campsite
Like the act of muck-spreading, but in this case you helicopter your penis whilst cumming.
Guys! Jim Brad And James are Sploodge Spreading! Open Wide!
Guys! Someone is Sploodge Spreading, try to catch it in your mouth like snow!