A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Harsh Term For One To Use Upon One's Sister
Mum, the douche bag just tore up my porn,
Oops, sorry mate, i just fucked you're douche bag
at this point you have pushed me so far that you don't deserve to be called anything more creative. you are such a douche bag that if you were shot in front of me I would just stare at you begging for mercy.
le douche: your a stupid faggot
me : I don't give a flying fuck. you are a douche bag and deserve nothing more then death
Occasionally a turd who's not the nicest. They're looking for weak people or socially awkward people to be a fricking wad to.
Just ignore them and they'll probably go away. Or you can turn the tables and be a douche back. Just don't mess up or else he'll call over buddies and decide to scuffle with you.
Being unable to take a joke, telling or ratting on someone else because you are a tool
Alfie is over reacting, man he sure is a douche bag
Talks really loud, laughs, and yawns way to loud. Often finds their own jokes funnier then they really are. Has a lot of blonde moments and isn't very skilled in socializing with others.
Someone with the name Jessica is a huge douche bag
When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.
Did you see John do the douche bag drive by around the perimeter .
The compression sleeve a baseball player wears. A true sign that you are in fact a douche bag.
Jeff: Did you see Chase's new douche bag sleeve?
Caleb: Yeah, it's camo bro
Jeff: You just know that he is a douche