Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

hide the crumb

When you hide congealed semen in a man’s urethra.

It hurts when I pee because last night my gf and I played hide the crumb

by TheBluexRanger January 17, 2023

crumb fucker

A person that licks dried up sperm. Particularly when a woman orgasms and the man waits till she's dry to eat out her pussy.

"Damn! His friend is a real crumb fucker!

by Toogers12 August 10, 2017

mr. crumb nipples

a guy with little nipples that look like crumbs.

mr. crumb nipples your titties are smaller than this crumb of bread.

by helloguy1 November 28, 2020

Crumb snatcher

Small time thief

The car wash dude took the change out my cup in my car, wow that dude is a fucking Crumb snatcher

by Ninja 781 February 07, 2021

nut crumbs

When you ejaculate on your partner and it dries out and becomes crystallised on their skin.

Hey, your back is covered in nut crumbs.

by Fire9388 December 28, 2020

Cutting Crumbs

To perform a task that has no meaning or purpose to do

Friend 1: what are you doing?
Friend 2: balancing a clothing hanger’s tip on a nail
Friend 1: …you’re really cutting crumbs here, dude