Country Dictionary

when you take a rabbit and stick it inside and spilling the semen to where it fluffs and blows him up then pull it out and stick the balls into a rabbits mouth and he turns into a duck.

wanna do a fur-ball with dunkin

Jackets or coats made out of cheap fur from Sardinia, Italy made to look like real fur to confuse average Italian Americans on the Jersey Shore.

Yo that guy Marco loves his Yak fur jacket. He even tried to get his boss to buy one. What a fool

Something you say when an unfortunate event occurs.

Steve: I locked myself out of my house yesterday. Then I finally got in, and saw that my dog had crapped all throughout the house because I couldn't get in to let him outside.

Danny: Fee fur.

When fucking, a persons pubic hair catches fire

The smell of burning fur and the sound of screaming was a sign of relief-

Code for a pimp, or a highly promiscuous male dealing in the slinging and slaying of lots of pussy.

"I am waiting for my French Fur Trader to deliver me my entertainment for the night."

or...

"He bags so much hair pie he might actually be a French Fur Trader."

A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.

Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.

On December 18th, if you so much as exist, full immunity to Fur-Day Immunity Day is forced onto you. Therefore, you must participate in Fur-Day if you have a furry friend.

Shawn: Oh no, Fur-Day is in 2 days.
Dean: Don't worry man! Tomorrow is Fur-Day Immunity Day! We'll be fine.
Shawn: You may be right, but today is Fur-Day Immunity Immunity Day...
Dean: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!