A fork of Rural Dictionary
Some bitch with muffin tops you meet in a bar in Rockaway and regret fucking
I was in Breezy Point and woke up with Tap Handles....sweet jesus!
A beautiful person from illinois. Someone with over whelming social and worldly intelligence. Someone who can find beauty in the minimalistic nature of things, while also craving to find importance and beauty in the bigger aspects aswell. Not a striper bitch from kankakee, but the coolest most respectful person from the neighbouring town. You will never forget a firm handle
Baby, you are a firm handle, Through and god damn through
A) to refer to ones own or another phallic member
B) to refer to a grasp relatable to one you would use to masturbate
A) tod has a huge worm handle
B) don’t hold the baseball bat too tight or too soft, give it a good worm handle
The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.
"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."
"OH gross not that!"
"Handle goo" is the layer of germs and who knows what on anything the public touches. For example a door handle, an escalator handle, the rail or handle on a stairway.
Leaving the bathroom Jill had no choice but to use the door handle and get her hands covered in handle goo.
I’ve got all I need and I’m ready to go.
I believe it may have started with a cask of wine, as it has a handle and is ready to go!
Husband: What do you think? Shall we go?
Wife: Yep, have handle, will travel!
The ability to handle petty people, like yourself.
Despite the constant criticizing the group said to one another. Christi was able to petty handle the group today, by reminding them for the lack of their team work, and pionted out everyone in the groups most trivial details, revealing her own petty self.