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Muddy puddle

To explosively shit all over the floor. Using one’s own faeces. Then proceeding to jump (bare-foot) into the cesspool of warm shite.

Person 1:What the fuck is wrong with you! You can’t just shit on someone’s floor. It’s new fucking carpet. Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?

by MyMoneyDoesNot jiggle February 21, 2023

Muddy Puddle

When a bunch of guys take laxatives and gang bang a girl, proceeding to shit all over her.

Cor blimey jerry, me and the lads from snooker club gave that vanessa gall a muddy puddle last friday, still cant get the stains out of the bedsheets

by erectionist_specialist July 31, 2022

Muddy Puddles

A game in which one diarrheas in another’s belly button then lying on their back they attempt to bend over far enough to slurp it out.

Hey, Muddy Puddles!!

by pholter February 24, 2024

usher puddles

When you and your partner are both butt ass naked having sex and the sweat from both of your bodies splashes together creating puddles for usher to swipe his foot through in one of his videos

We fucked so hard and got so sweaty making usher puddles

puddling

1. To cry about an incident that little or no impact on you personally.

Jason found Bill in his room crying about the Yankee's recent loss. "Bill, why are you puddling? It's just a game......and your 38 years old?!?"

by William Beiler October 26, 2007

Fishing in a puddle

To perform a futile action, where the activity is pointless and ridiculous.

Pal: Joe, let's hit up that old ladys house! Joe: The bank is down the street, you don't go fishing in a puddle.

by Jimjoe22 July 20, 2017