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Tapes

An adjective for a man that gets lots of chicks. Derives from a man with such a large penis that he has to tape it to his leg before he goes out.

Guy 1: Todd is going home with another 10! That's the 5th one this week!
Guy 2: That guy tapes man.

by gogojuke June 19, 2017

Tapes

Adjective: extremely bad; completely worthless or hopelessly ineffective

1) I went to the new Bond movie, No Time To Die,with my girlfriend but left halfway through as it was tapes
2) "How was your KFC?"
"Well, the chicken was good but the potato and gravy was taaaapes"

by Toonkiwi November 11, 2021

Tapes

Adjective. Something that is not very good (its shit)

This football game is tapes. I'd rather shove a pineapple up my arse. Tapes.

by Toonkiwi March 07, 2020

Trollop of tape worms

A grouping of more than one tape worms..

That's a trollop of tape worms.

by The carpet creeper June 20, 2022

Faggot tape

High durable tape design to provide protection from queers

Always apple faggot tape when entering a Gay Bar , Faggot tape Provides protection from queers and minimises riding

by soulwreaver July 09, 2023

Sticky-tape-bogin

While travel the electronic fairway of our great world, I was speaking with an Aussie and correcting a problem (to damn many aussies). The aussie not liking my answer (nuclear weapons) told me that it was a stick-tape-bogin.
I told him to stick it up him criminally fried ass and smoke it!

That duct tape you are using to hold the engine block of that torbofan jet engine together is a bit of a stivky-tape-bogin.

by Ro-bert2 January 27, 2005

cds and tapes

cds and tapes

cds and tapes
CDS NUTS TAPED TO YOUR FACE

by my tiktok is .st3g0s4urus September 21, 2021