A fork of Rural Dictionary
I word for a man who has a small dick
Girl last night was horrible! Why? Well for starters the guy was a net...
A male who is still a virgin at an age older than 25.
Wait you’re a net!! Sorry that’s a deal breaker.
Opinion (mostly) about girls. Used when one is neither sexually nor psychologically attracted to a particular girl. Abbreviates "not even touch". Also see: fafa, fanta.
"Bro I fucked this chick, she's hot as hell." "Dude, you must've been drunk af, she's a total net"
Catching someones fall, being there plan B, girls go to them after breakup and friend zone them usually
No Effort Too Small is NETS. It defines how the best of the best leave no stone unturned. It is used for someone you know who is pulling all the stops to get ahead, and it signals approval and encourages emulation. NETSing, full NETS, NETSed are common variations.
The regional manager was promoted to VP last week. 3 years ago he was in facilities. The CEO walked in on him one early morning meticulously cleaning the floor, lifting chairs and desks, sweeping under all the rugs, getting every goddamn dust mite off the lobby floor. He went total NETS on his cleaning tasks. The CEO, blown away, quickly moved him to the management track.
the net god is the giant net in the gym that you sacrifice other people's items to, such as a book, chair, binder, backpack, etc. a detention was the best achievment you could recieve for a while for sacrificing but now the greatest achievment is suspension. ALL HAIL NET GOD!
billy: dude i just sacrificed to the net god! bob: nice man! did u get a detention? billy: yea! Mr Muschott: >:(
when some on is on the internet talking junk only because they are not face to face with you, miles and miles away!
"Oh I'm a ni99er! O..OK you are really net hard on Halo right now" "Why these people on Facebook so net hard, I bet they wouldn't say that to my face!"