A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are with your buddies and someone responses “I have to wake up early” to the question “you want another beer?” They are being a little bitch
Hey Chima want another beer?
Nah I have to wake up early tomorrow.
Stop being a little bitch man.
A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.
Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.
you won't be free until you wake up her members of my nation..
the icarly theme song is called "leave it all to me" (a really good song)
tv: it's all real, I'm telling you just how i feel
friend: bro are you watching a kid's show?
friend 2: it's a good show!
tv: wake up the members of my nation-
To wake up your partner with a blowjob.
Got a Wisconsin wake up this morning from that slag I picked up at the bar last night
The act of cumming in a girl’s mouth mid-snore to make it go down her throat and wake her up.
Dude, my girl stayed over at my house last night, you know I had to wake the snorlax!
a military term meaning to give up your position or make it more aware that you are there.
person 1: “Boss, do you want me to shoot these enemys?”
person 2: “No, a gunfight would wake up the neighborhood.”
person 3: “copy that.”