A fork of Rural Dictionary
refers to mail or correspondence that makes mention of lychee
"Lychee-mail is so the new gmail."
when you type someone’s name wrong in an email but the government knows who you were trying to contact and contacts them through esp anyways.
The e-mail failure had someone thinking about the sender during the day.
Penis mail is when you receive dick pics and you can't stop them from coming.
Girl1: I KEEP GETTING FUCKING DICK PICS UGGHHH
Girl2: Don't you mean penis mail?
When one person places mail inside the rectal cavity of their partner immediately after engaging in an act of sex.
angry sex forced sex forced entry insertions chain letter
while engaged in doggy style sex, the *angry "rear" partner pulls out and quickly forces ANY piece of mail (regular mail, advertisements, boxed package) into the anal cavity of the front partner while saying "Drop your tail here's your mail"!!
Under ordinary circumstances the immediate, uncontrollable, unconditioned reflex is to drop tail.
*NOTE: the majority of the time the ""rear" partner has just received a piece of mail officially addressed to the "front" partner. The mail is always addressed from a secret lover.
If you never get it, just be thankful.
To be purposefully misquoted for more laughs
Verb, Stop daily mailing me, now everyone thinks I have a clown fetish, I just said they were funny sometimes.
A male who is the opposite of sigma
My physics teacher is such a ligma mail.